Grumpy Cat (GRUMPY) Tokenomics

Grumpy Cat is a meme token built around one character: an orange cat who is permanently unimpressed with everything. That's honestly the whole pitch. There's no staking dashboard, no roadmap full of buzzwords, and no "utility" we invented to make the token sound bigger than it is. It's a joke token, and the joke is the character.

The project started from a set of photos of this cat. The one that started everything shows him sitting next to a golden retriever while the dog gets petted right in front of him. The cat just watches. His expression does all the work — you can tell he's taking notes and none of them are favorable. That photo became the tagline: "The dog got the attention. Grumpy was right there." People related to it immediately, because everyone has been the one standing there while someone else gets all the attention.

From there the project grew the way most meme projects actually grow — people found it funny, shared it, and stuck around. We put together a simple website that tells small stories from the cat's life instead of listing features. His bed got taken. His dinner was three pieces of kibble, and he counted. It started raining on the one day he had plans. The cat doesn't smile in any of them. That's non-negotiable.

On the technical side, the token lives on the Robinhood chain and trades on Uniswap. The contract is 0x0D1Ef9c75691b7238860a5d6cD5D3DC289DB613d. One thing we've been strict about: we don't state numbers we can't verify. Supply, tax, and liquidity figures will be listed once they're confirmed, and until then we'd rather leave a blank than guess. That felt right for the brand too — the cat refuses to pretend, so the project does as well.

Long term the plan is boring on purpose: keep making content people want to share, grow the community slowly, and see where it goes. He's seen the dog get petted. He knows how promises go.