On Trump's rambling war speech —and four bizarre moments that left viewers confused

President Donald Trump’s primetime televised speech from the White House on the progress of his Iran war was shorter than many of the rambling the speeches he’s been delivering. It was still rambling, say critics, but it was short.

It was not low on its share of weird moments, however.

1. Trump castigates “mass murdering” Iran regime after blowing up an occupied girls’ school

Trump is adept at projection, and the president who oversaw missile strikes that leveled a girls’ school was quick to label Iran regime leaders as equally capable of “mass murder,” without his timely intervention.

“The most violent and thuggish regime on earth would be free to carry out their campaigns of terror, coercion, conquest, and mass murder from behind a nuclear shield. I will never let that happen, and neither should any of our past presidents,” said Trump.

The Trump administration tried to blame Iran itself for the destruction immediately after the U.S. attack that killed at least 175 people, mostly children. But it was soon revealed that Trump’s CIA — staffed with his own presidential picks — was using outdated information before it directed attacks against children.

2. Trump insists U.S. was ‘dead and crippled’ under Biden as his nation hurtles toward its worst economy in years

Critics wondered which U.S. Trump was living in to have claimed in his speech that the U.S. “has never been better prepared economically to confront this [Iranian war].

“You all know that we built the strongest economy in history. We're going through it right now, the strongest in history. In one year, we've taken a dead and crippled country. I hate to say that, but we were a dead and crippled country after the last administration and made it the hottest country anywhere in the world by far, with no inflation, record setting investments coming into the United States.”

Only it’s not, according to economic numbers and opinion polls, many from his own voters.

“He said the economy’s so great a month ago. No, it’s wasn’t. The numbers on his economy have been going down for quite some time,” said one CNN commenter immediately after the speech. “People will not feel reassured about why we’re doing this at this time.”

3. Trump poetically advises other nations to ‘cherish’ the Strait of Hormuz and clean his mess

Viewers can sometimes tell when Trump has gone off-script, like when he hit a musical note while trying to reassure allies who are now facing rising oil prices thanks to his unprompted Iranian attack (which in turn spurred Iran to close down the Strait of Hormuz to oil traffic in retaliation).

“The countries of the world that do receive oil through the Hormuz strait must take care of that passage. They must cherish it,” said Trump. “They must grab it and cherish it. They can do it easily. We will be helpful, but they should take the lead in protecting the oil that they so desperately depend on.”

Trump kept the poetry going, assuring U.S. allies (which he has lately been alienating and attacking) that the Strait will eventually unfurl like a flower.

“In any event, when this conflict is over, the Strait will open up naturally,” Trump said, sounding wistful. “It will just open up naturally.”

4. Trump claims the world ‘can't believe the power, strength and brilliance’ of his military as Americans grumble

If Trump was capable of delivering anything on Wednesday it was braggadocio about a military of which he has pointedly tried to avoid during the draft.

“[Iran] has been eviscerated and essentially is really no longer a threat. They were the bully of the Middle East, but they're the bully no longer,” Trump told his audience. “… The whole world is watching and they can't believe the power, strength and brilliance. They just can't believe what they're seeing. They — leave it to your imagination, but they can't believe what they're seeing.”

But however much Trump inflates American military might, his war is panning out to be a disaster, say critics. This includes former White House and Department of Defense official Ilan Goldenberg who frets that “a short war now seems unlikely … Instead, we may be staring at something far worse: A war with no clear endpoint.”

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